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November 26, 2011–Miracle in the Woods, Part 4

Carl had moved his glass of water and was spreading the moisture ring with his finger.  He was listening to more description from the man on the phone.  Whatever this thing was, someone was wanting it and would pay whatever necessary to have it.  From what the guy on the phone was saying, there were at least ten people in the world who had an interest in its retrieval.

“Have you still not heard from Carol and Mary?  They’ve been at the site all day.  I can’t honestly believe that it would take that long to find out what this thing is.”  Carl was beginning to get irritated.  He wanted to know things now.   He had no time to wait for information.  There were more important things to investigate than something making women sexually agitated.

The man on the phone, sounding calm, said “I haven’t heard anything yet.  I realize it has been a few hours since they arrived there, but I have all confidence in their abilities.  They will get back with us as soon as possible.”

“Well, to me, that isn’t quick enough.  I’m headed up there.  This time, someone will get there in time.”  Carl pull out his cell and dialed.  “Frank, I need you for a little while. Are you busy?…Yeah, I’ll need a chopper….I’ll meet you at the field.”  Carl closed his phone and stood.  He grabbed stack of papers from the table and walked toward the door.

“What makes you think you’ll find anything more than others who’ve been there?”, the man on the phone asked.

“Since I’ll be in the air, I’m sure I’ll find out more than anyone else.  Seems no one has been smart enough to do that before now.  I’ll call when I get there.”

Carl walked out the door and to his truck.  He turned on his radio as he sped down the highway.  The announcer on the local station mentioned the large gathering of women in the local clearing.  He was taking phone calls from listeners.

“Yes, you’re our next caller.”

“My name is Wayne and I am concerned about this thing.  I wanna know what it is and nobody is saying anything except that it’s unknown.  That’s not answering my question or the questions my friends have.  All of our wives and daughters are headed up there today.  We’re in the right mind to go there ourselves and see what the hell it is.”

The announcer broke in.  “I hear ya, Wayne.  There are many out there who want to know what’s going on there.  I just want to know so I can stop talking about something I don’t know anything about.  I can’t tell you to do anything and it’s my place in broadcasting in this area to tell you to leave it up to those who can handle these situations.  But if you do something, call and tell me.

“You got it man.  And I’ll say if anyone wants to go with me, they need to meet up in the parking lot of Harper’s Store in town.”

Damn idiots, Carl thought.  Everyone wants to be the police when something happens around this place.  There’s no telling what can happen if a bunch of men barge into that clearing where all those women are.  And if it’s true, all those men might find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation.  Carl chuckled as he turned onto the gravel drive leading to the shed where Frank kept his helicopter.

Frank was waiting inside when Carl opened the door.  They grabbed their goggles and head sets and walked out the back door to the landing pad.  He walked around the aircraft and opened the passenger door.  “I hope we can get a clear site of this thing you’re interested in.  I’ll be glad when all this mess is over.  I have had more women trying to seduce me in the past week than my entire life.  Most women understand that it wouldn’t get them anywhere.  This thing is turning women stupid”, Frank said.

“I’m the one who taking a chance at getting attacked by going up there.  I hope the only people this thing affects is women.  I’d hate to know you might lose control and seduce me!”  Carl saw the look of shock come across Frank’s face before he ducked to avoid being hit by Frank’s flying goggles.

“Oh yes, I would love to see what I could do to my own brother-in-law.  Maybe then I could see what there is about your body my sister seemed to like enough to marry you.  Now get your ass in the helicopter.”  Frank stepped into the helicopter and put on his head set and motioned for Carl to do the same.  They closed the doors and Frank, after switching on multiple buttons, lifted off.  It wouldn’t take long to get where they were heading.

….To be continued

November 25, 2011–Update on XHTML and CSS Learning

I posted toward the beginning of the NaPodPoMo month that I was going to learn about XHTML and CSS from a book I have.  It has been really easy to read and understand.  The writer takes you step by step through the process of creating your own website.  It was a very interesting thing to delve into.  I really enjoyed it.

I would love to say that I remember everything I read, but I tend to have issues remembering things I read.  There are some books I read that I can tell you everything that happens from beginning to end, but there are even more that I can only stand and stare when I’m asked about them. 

The pictures below are the website created by following the instructions in the book.  Maybe one day, I can use the instruction to create a page of my own instead of using a template furnished by WordPress.  It could happen!  LOL!

TestSiteAboutUs

TestSiteClubEvents

TestSiteContactUsTestSiteImageGallery

November 24, 2011–It’s Been 10 Years of Writing

I was looking through some old CDs in a case last night when I found one containing things I had written years ago.  I used to write so much and missed doing it before I started this blog.  For a short while, I wrote for an attempt at a GLBT youth online magazine called Ten Percent Bent.  A lady, in Canada I think, started the site and had a couple of people write articles on various things.  I ended up doing articles geared toward motivation and learning to love yourself.  Reading the articles now remind me of the man I used to be.  I was a bit more naive about many things.  Not that I have changed an awful lot, but I had a more skewed outlook.  It’s not shown as much in the article I’m putting on here today, but the others are quite clear.  Maybe I’ll show them later.


Stand Your Ground
By Wes

Every day, we see people who get weak and downtrodden because of those who make fun of them and those that refuse to stop the badgering and the intolerance. It is very easy to say, “I can’t deal with this anymore. I can’t go on. I must stop and take another track in my life.” How are we supposed to become a respected society in this world if we keep backing down and accepting the views and opinions of others? Is our fate held in the hands of those who cannot seem to tolerate people of other beliefs and opinions? Are we that dependent on the whims of those who constantly abuse our rights and those who would rather we not even exist? For those who think the day we see equality will never arrive, they’re the ones who need to look deep inside and find their faith.

In a wonderful gift given to me by my Sunday school teacher, I read a passage that really hit me in a soft spot. If you have been keeping up with my articles, first of all, thanks! Second, you are pretty aware that I have quite a few soft spots. It states, “True faith and courage are like a kite – an opposing wind raises it higher.” The meaning of this is so clear and present. I can almost feel myself taking flight! Let’s think about this for just a second.

Let’s take, for instance, this big guy walks by and shouts “Fagot!” Well, that can do two things. First, with my temper, I would probably spin around and shout something very rude and degrading to him. The sensible thing to do is to walk on by and let him bask in his ignorance. He will get his later on! Second, it could totally get you depressed and make you start feeling sorry for yourself. Hopefully it will not lead to anything worse than depression. If thoughts of suicide do become an issue, please talk to a friend or call a hotline for help. Suicide is not the answer to any problem.

When you obtain true faith and courage, which will come sooner or later in your quest to total acceptance, you will be able to hear obscenities or comments and let them pass over without a second thought. That is the basic concept of this passage. Think of yourself as a tree in the large forest of the GLBT community. Let your roots be faith and courage. With these in place, you are sure to be a strong person and able to stand up for your beliefs. You will also be able to master depression. I had to learn this the hard way. I did not know what the power of faith could do. I had no reason to have any before. When I did sit down and discover faith, it made my life so much more bearable. I think with only a pillow and a chair to listen to me, I turned out pretty darn well!

I want to leave you with this verse from “Anywhere Is”, by Enya:

“I took the turn and turned to; begin a new beginning
still looking for the answer; I cannot find the finish
it’s either this or that way; it’s one way or the other
it should be one direction; it could be on reflection
the turn I have just taken; the turn that I was making
I might be just beginning; I might be near the end.”

When I decided to come out to my friends and family, I had a new beginning. I will forevermore be looking for answers to my life’s questions. There is no turning back to when I was not aware of my feelings. Forward is the only direction to travel and help others with their journey. I might be just beginning in the fight for equal rights, but we may be close to the end. Find your faith and courage and that will pave the way to your future.

GCB0060 – Rocky Face Thanksgiving Black Friday Idiots

Episode 60 is full of talky things.  We just talk and talk and talk!  Among the discussion is the face rock in Virginia, idiots shopping on Black Friday, a little sports talk, and then we give thanks for our favorite podcasts as they celebrate their anniversaries.  Go check out Big Fatty Online (1000 episodes) and the Foul Monkeys (400 episodes).  I think you all will like them.

Remember to leave voice mails at 678-765-9776 and send emails to thegaycountryboy@gmail.com.

November 23, 2011–Stupidity Has To Be Eradicated…Continued

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So…where were we.  Ah, crazy woman is being looked for by the police because of her stupidity.  I think the police should be looking for many stupid people.  It would make the world better for the rest of us.  Maybe we could move our modern civilization out of this rut we seem to have fallen into.

Here in Georgia (US), things have not been much better.  No mace as far as I have heard, but a friend’s mother works at a local location of the Wally.  While she was at work, she personally did $15,000 at her register alone.  That is insane!  But, along with making that much money, the store had to deal with two women fighting over…what? Wait…bed sheets!  C’mon…Bed sheets?  When I was told about that, I could have pissed my pants I was laughing so hard.  And that wasn’t even the worst of the issues that happened around here.  A man was arrested because he was carrying a gun in the Wally.  I haven’t read/heard the whole story, but I would understand why he was arrested.  But, as long as he had a carry permit, it doesn’t matter.  It would make a difference, however, if he was waving it around in the store.  That changes everything!

I just spoke to my sister and she said that bed sheets and towels…those damn linens…were the things most coveted in her location in south Alabama.  The other half doesn’t seem to understand why, but linens are one of the common Christmas gifts given in lower income families down there.  Unfortunately, that is mostly the population and not enough supply.  The difference there…no one got into a fight over bed sheets because THEY AREN’T WORTH IT!  Congratulations to the hard working, down home people of south Alabama.  They make me happy.

I’m sure you’re over me bitching if you’ve read these last two posts, but I feel it was necessary.  I doubt things are going to change unless the police or store owners are given the right to stand in stores with shotguns or rifles and loom over shoppers and dare them to do something stupid.  I bet that would cut down on a lot of public displays of stupidity.  It would also cause those exact people to feel their rights were stomped on and they would want to protest.  Well, at least they wouldn’t be doing stupid things in the store.  They would be in the parking lot.  Just don’t let me be the one to hit them while driving through.

November 22, 2011–Stupidity Has To Be Eradicated!

I know this is not in chronological date order, but I couldn’t resist blogging about this and giving my input.  People may not agree with my ideas about this, but, as in everything else I post on this blog, whatever program you’re using to browse the Internet…if you don’t like what I’m saying, there’s either an X in the corner you can click to close the browser or there are back buttons that will allow you to go somewhere else.

Today (Friday, November 25) is known in the US, and whatever other place in the world, as Black Friday.  This is the one day that companies try to make back what it has lost throughout the year.  It’s that one last HOORAH before Christmas in hopes that masses of people will empty their wallets and max out the credit cards they don’t have the money to pay off.  Yay Capitalism!  Yay Free Enterprise!  Yay Ignorance!

I am one of those people who absolutely HATE…yes, strong word hence the all caps…to get out on Black Friday to do anything.  I would much rather sit in my home, watching TV, while the masses act like total asses in public.  I do not sit at home the day the newspapers come out with sales papers, trying to map out my course to get the best deals.  To be honest, there isn’t a single thing in any store I need so bad that I have to put up with the ignorance of people.

Take for instance the video above.  These people were at a Wally World in California.  They had a sale on the X-Box.  Wally thought it a good idea to start its sale earlier than the rest.  That didn’t stop the parade of ignorance through the door.  As we see in this video, people gathered around the display of game systems like lions around a wildebeest.  Then, as the display was being opened, brains shut off and civility escaped the room…to the point that some crazy woman decided to mace the crowd so she could get one of these coveted pieces of shit.

OK, let’s think for second.  Mace in a not so well ventilated crowd of people who are already panicking because they think they aren’t going home with what they want is not a good thing.  People’s eyes began to burn, people started having problems breathing, and people obviously became unbelievably more crazed to get away from the scene, causing injuries to people.  Needless to say, the police are looking at surveillance film of the incident to find this insane biznatch.

…Continued in the next post

November 21–What’s Out There?

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While sitting here on the couch, I decided to open Google Earth® and see what I could find.  I’ve done this a few times in the past and get some weird kind of fulfillment from it.  The way I look at the program is a way to see things I believe myself to never see.

Like this picture?  Can you guess where it is on our wonderful Earth?  I’m not saying where it is…you’ll have to guess.  It is one place I would love to see in my lifetime.  Look a there…something else to add to my bucket list!

November 20, 2011 – Asking Some Questions!

I wanted to get some info from my readers and thought I would use some of the latest technology I’ve learned about to do it.  For the name, I am only wanting your first name.  I don’t need the last unless you want to give it to me.  I really wanted to know where my readers are coming from, how they heard about the site, and if they listened to the podcast.

As you can tell by the date of the post, I am a little behind on my NaBlogPoMo.  I am trying to get caught up before the month ends.  This is part of that attempt!  LOL!

Name:
Email Address:
What country are you from?
If from the US, what state are you in?
How did you hear about The Gay Life of a Country Boy?
Do you ever listen to the accompanying podcast, The Gay Life of a Country Boy, available on the website and iTunes? Yes

No
If you are a podcast listener, which one of the following are you more likely to hear it on? iTunes

Mevio.com

Pride48.com

Audioboo.com

Stitcher App

Other

 


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November 19, 2011–A Blast From My Television Past

Airwolf

From 1984-1986, Airwolf aired on CBS and was the favorite of many people.  Every night it came on, our television was tuned in.  Granted, I didn’t get the full benefit of the show as our house had only one television…a black and white, aerial only, knob tuned wooden box on four legs.  Trust me when I say that I was blown away when seeing this show on a color set…and 61” flat screen!  What I saw as a child could not compare.

The story involves Stringfellow Hawke (Jan-Michael Vincent), a guy that lived out in the woods in a cabin with his dog.  He was a musician (he played the cello) and was also a test pilot of the ultra fast, super sonic helicopter called Airwolf.  He worked closely with Dominic Santini (Earnest Borgnine) who owned Santini Air.  As the pilot of Airwolf, Hawke worked alongside a secret agency to help with top secret missions around the world.  While he was working, Hawke was also on a hunt for his brother Saint John who has been missing since his tour in Vietnam.  For some reason, his name was pronounced Sin-Jin.  I haven’t the slightest how they got that from something like Saint John.  But, that’s Hollywood.

There were quite a few things going on in this series.  Not only was Hawke a musician and loved to be alone in the woods, he loved art and had a collection he received from his grandfather.  The FIRM, the agency that designed Airwolf, stole his collection because they thought he wouldn’t want to be the pilot.  In return, they placed a lady in action to be the one briefing him on his missions.  Well, Hawke, in return for the FIRM’s actions, stole Airwolf and hid it in the desert in a washed out cave and refused to hand it over until the FIRM helped him find his brother.

About a year after it went off air, there was a temporary revival of the show by the same name on the USA network.  There was an all new cast and this time, the pilot of Airwolf was Hawke’s brother.  There was a new contact at the agency and the girl at Santini Air was supposed to be Santini’s niece.  I don’t know about that show as we did not have the ability to have cable and my Dad wasn’t about to get a satellite.  Everyone we knew with one of those huge white or black metal dishes ended up with a bad dish after lightening struck it.  Oh well, they eventually became large bird baths or flower gardens.

I watched two or three episodes this morning.  I do that every now and then since I have the series on Netflix.  It’s my way of stepping back into the past.  I’ve tried to watch other shows I watched as a teenager, like Silk Stalkings that used to come on CBS as part of “Crimetime after Primetime.”  I couldn’t sit through it.  It had lost its luster as I became an adult.  Dynasty still holds a special place, so I can watch it anytime.  Maybe later, I’ll try to watch Tour of Duty and see if it still does something for me.  It was filmed in the 80s!

November 18, 2011–Ballz-Out Underwear

One of the newest arrivals at Jockstrap Central is the Ballz-Out Jock.  As you can see, the name fits it well.  There’s no false advertising here.  You slip them on and pull your balls out the underside.  I know a few people that would love this and I am happy as can be for them.  They do look cool and there wouldn’t be any sweaty balls.  If that is an issue you deal with constantly and you want relief, go get’em.

The guy in this ad seems to have quite a pair.  I think that would be the key to owning these.  If you are the owner of a nice, big pair of balls, I’m sure these will work perfectly.  On the other hand, if you are the owner of not so large balls, then I’m not sure these would be suitable.  Also, if you have tender ones, you might want to think about how they’re going to feel being pulled through the opening or when they come in contact with something that may hurt them.

This isn’t a chance to put down an item.  There are other products out there with the same idea.  This is coming from a personal outlook as I would not be able to wear them because of various reasons.  I can think of a couple people I would love to see these on.  And since I love a great pair, of underwear and balls, it would only prove to be a wonderful time.

If you are wanting to try something new, and let the boys hang out at the same time, go to Jockstrap Central’s website and get a pair…for your pair!