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East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’

Thanks to Trucker Alex, I began thinking about something I pondered while at The University of West Alabama.  Two of my jobs I had during those three years were at truck stops…the first at the AL-MS state line in York, AL and the second no longer in business in Livingston called Noble Truck Stop.  They were both really good experiences (the second more memorable and liked) and I was able to meet some really nice people…some more interesting than nice!

One of the guys I met while at Noble was a great friend.  Before the other half and I left that area, we decided to go to Gulf Shores for the weekend.  He had no plans and went along with us.  It was a great trip and one I will remember for the rest of my life.  It was great in the sense that we could all take a relaxing trip and have great conversation.  And a trip to Gulf Shores is never a bad one.  You can always bring something back with you.  On one of my trips, I left something down there that hasn’t really been missed.  But I do digress.  Sorry!  Oooo, shiny bubble!

The types of people I met were hard workers, especially those that hauled logs and other loads needing binding.  Some definitely harder working than others.  I worked the overnight shift, so I wasn’t able to meet the ones during the day.  They were more of the regulars.  I met many new ones who were simply needing a place to sleep and grab a bite to eat on the way.  There were one or two guys that liked the electronic slot machines a bit too much.  One night in particular, this guy spent at least $300 on a machine.  And he lost it all!  I just sat there at the counter and wondered what I could do with $300!  I could buy food, and at the time, cigarettes.  It was absolutely ridiculous!

One of the more memorable guys to come in was this guy from Louisiana.  He was great looking, well spoken, and carried himself very nicely.  Good clothes and never, ever smelled like he hadn’t taken a shower in days.  We became friends and he seemed to come in on the shifts I worked.  I asked him one night how he found himself being a transfer truck driver.  His answer blew my mind and had me thinking about my own career path.  He had gone to college and had a degree in Psychology.  He looked around for a job opportunity in that field and came up short.  He found the job he had then and found that over the year, he made as much…if not more…than he would in the career he had studied.  I knew a few drivers that were very happy about the money they made and were not too proud to show it.  That is, they had new shiny cowboy boots, the new brushed hats, the neat pressed shirts, and the pretty Peterbuilt or Mack trucks.  Not to put Kenworth trucks down, but those were the main ones.  My friend from LA was not that type.  He was very down to earth and new that his earnings had come from dedicated work.  I do miss being able to have conversations with him and hearing his tales from the road.

One other reason I thought about becoming a trucker was the fact that it runs in the family.   For years, my father drove a log truck for the local timber company.  I used to love going over to the truck yard and helping him clean his Mack truck; the little shiny bulldog as the hood ornament.  Not only did he drive, but also all three of my mother’s brothers and a few great uncles.  It was hiding there in my blood.  The only think that stopped me was that I had no clue how to drive stick….or a standard shift vehicle.  I am sure I could have gone to a driving school, but where would I have gotten the money?  I was a poor college kid that was failing in all his classes because he couldn’t think.  Straight, that is.  I was all messed up in the head trying to figure out who I was, much less where I was going.  A few months later, I found myself on the road to Atlanta.  I think I’m happy!

To those out there that drive…long or short hauls…you all are appreciated.  I know what that profession can do to people if they allow it to.  Get enough sleep.  Don’t take the uppers.  They are bad, Mmmm-k!  If you do that, there really isn’t a reason to get another book.  You got me?  Keep your dick in your pants when you’re away from home and all you have at home will still be there when you return.  Even if it’s some trashy lot lizard you picked up at the Red Hot Truck Stop.  (I’ll keep that location to myself!)  Be careful and get where you’re going safely.

Get a little X-rated!

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GCB0025 – We Love Red Kool-Aid

Hello all!  Finally, a new podcast!  We recorded this podcast not only in voice, but also in video.  You can find Part 1 of the video on YouTube.  I hope you enjoy the podcast.  We seem to do great being in the same room so that we can feed from each other.

One thing we did not mention…and I forgot to check…is the fact that the 1-year anniversary was in July.  The site has been alive for a whole year.  That makes me feel fantastic!  I hope to create more shows in the following year than I have this past one.  I am hoping to make the show sound at least comparable to my cohorts in the Pride 48 family.  Let’s hope that’s possible!

Joe Cartoons…I love you!

Years ago, while looking through things on the net, my friend found this priceless clip.  Called Joemamma, it has to be one of the most brilliant things ever created for entertainment.  I have laughed at this clip till I thought I would pee myself.  Watch it and hope you have a strong bladder!

NOTE: If you are offended by the “F” word, don’t watch the last part.  Stop once the penguin hits the boy the second time. Just sayin’!

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Less snipping in the US?

I read an article today about the drop in circumcisions in the US between the 80s and 90 to now.  You can find the article here.

As you can tell, this is a topic I believe is important.  For weeks, I have had the link posted on the right column of this blog.  The decision to be circumcised should be left up to the individual.  But, if and when the individual decides to have the operation, the parents should not stand in the way.  It’s really the decision of the person getting cut.

I for one am thankful to know that there are more uncut young people.   Someone so young should not be made to feel like an outcast because of the physical characteristics of his penis.

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The Appalachian Trail Hike, Part Two

On Monday morning, the camp was abuzz with people getting ready for their new day in the wild.  Even though I was up and ready to get the day started, my stomach and my head were not having it.  The day before had been so wonderful.  I didn’t understand why I felt light headed and nauseous.  I’d come this far into the woods, I wasn’t about to quit.  I ate some breakfast and we took down the camp.  The packs were lifted and we were on our way to Gooch Mountain Shelter.

From Hawk Mountain Shelter, it was a down hill start for us hikers.  We eventually arrived at a dirt road clearing where we saw the father and son team speaking to a guy at his truck.  We walked on over and started to talk to the group.  The guy had moments before walked out from the woods.  He had on a pair of waders and snake protection.  I spoke with him for a while and, once again, I was thrilled.  He was from the town of Elijay in the north GA mountains.  If you look up the town, you will most likely see something about the huge apple festival they have each year.  We’ve wanted to go for the years, but haven’t yet had the chance to go.  He was such a nice guy and I couldn’t help but stand there and talk to him for a while.  Southern accent…I thought I had one!  This guy made mine seem like I had just learned to talk.  He was talking about looking for “jin-sang. You know ’bout tat jin-sang?”  I stood for a moment and then slapped my leg.  “Oh, ginseng! Yes, sir! I know ’bout it.  Does ya good.”  I felt so comfortable talking to this man…even with pistol hanging from a belt around his waist.  We then started talking about the gun.  “Oh, this thing.  I’ve had this for years.  I take it with me in case I see a snake.  Cain’t be too careful, ya know?”  No shit, dude!  I had been looking for snakes ever since we first stepped onto the trail.  He said he needed to “git goin” and so we shook hands and he got into his truck and left.

I sat down with John to get a breather and try to eat a little something.  I had started to feel more light headed while standing there talking.  This group came down from the opposite direction and stopped near us to drink water.  While sitting there, this beige colored truck pulls up and stops on the road.  About six men in army fatigues jump out and walk around.  I had heard there was an Army ranger base in the mountains, but I had not expected to see any of them.  I guess we had picked a service weekend to go hiking.  After a few moments, this man…oh what a man he was…walked down to where the group was gathered.  He said, “Just to let you know that within the next hour, about 100 rangers will be pouring into this spot.  So you have about an hour to rest and head on.”  Oh my! “Yes, SIR!” was all that I could utter.  I was struck down by this guy so badly that he could have picked me off the ground and thrown me where he wanted me.  Even on the nearest bed or hammock!  His shoulders must have been almost 2.5 feet (76.2 cm) wide and his chest was a good foot (30.5 meters) deep.  He was at least 6’2″ (1.88 m), tanned, bluish eyes, and a buzz cut that looked like had had no hair at all.  It was scalped that close!  If nothing else would give me the momentum to carry on, that one site alone would get it done.

View from atop Sassafras Mountain

We stood up from our break and looked ahead.  This is no joke!  It almost looked like a wall in front of us.  This was the foot of Sassafras Mountain.  It turned out to be the hardest climb of the entire trip.  To climb parts of it, you had to lean forward enough to keep your balance.  Remember that I had no trekking poles.  John had found me a stick the night before that I could use for balance.  That stick was like my mountain savior!  I looked like Gandalf with my mystical stick and John was Frodo! LMAO!  Since we were going up a steep mountain, we couldn’t go straight up its side.  The trail reminded me of Lombard Street in San Francisco…go left..no, go right…no left!  I felt like a horse trying to pull a carriage up a hill.  Just a little piece of history…that’s exactly why Lombard Street is made as curvy as it is.  It followed the original road used so that horses could get up the hill with less stress.  But, on with the trip.

I can’t count how many times we stopped for air and water.  Some stops were at large rocks.  Others were just to grab hold of a small tree and breath.  We finally reached the top of the mountain and the guy from Chattanooga stopped for a rest.  He had joined us on the way up.  He said he did not sleep much the night before.  We said good-bye and didn’t see him again.  He may have turned around and went back.  If so, at least he made it to the top of that mountain.  We took a break ourselves and snapped a few pictures.  The photo above is one view from atop Sassafras Mountain.  We were sitting on a large boulder with a spectacular view over some neighboring ridges.  You can see in the distance some showers and possibly thunderstorms.  We could hear thunder in the area and it sounded awesome, echoing off the mountains.  At least it wasn’t raining on us!  LOL.

Taking a break while taking in the sites!

We started down the other side of the mountain and, after reading my data book, found that the trail had been moved.  How long ago this had been accomplished, I don’t know.  The trail did have a bit of gravel on it.  We saw a cave…more a piece of mountain sticking out and lots of room underneath.  There was evidence of either overnight campers or just someone stopping by for something to eat.  Sadly, not everyone understands the “leave no trace” mentality of hiking and camping.  One should never leave behind any trash where they’ve camped.  It’s bad for the environment, for animals in the wild, and takes away the natural beauty for others who come along afterward.

After walking a bit longer, the woods took on a beautiful dark green.  We of course, had been walking downhill for some time, at least a quarter of a mile.  We could hear water close by, becoming louder and louder.  We reached a crafted set of steps down to a beautiful flowing stream.  It was almost too pretty to get into to get water.  The air was cool, much needed, and the water was freezing cold.  We spent a while at the stream to cool down.  We filled up all our water supply and headed to the shelter.

We must have been really tired because it seemed to take forever to arrive at the shelter.  We walked and drank.  Walked and drank.  Finally, we saw the sign pointing us to our camp.  Gooch Mountain Shelter was quite nice.  It was better than Hawk Mountain in the way it felt more thought out and built better.  One reason was because the shelter was in memory of someone by his family.  It had a loft and a table in the front under a nice covering.  The table was elevated as was the shelter itself.  We chose the camp farthest in the back.  The stream nearby was not as great as the one at Hawk Mtn. but it was running.  I was able to wash up a bit.  We filled our water bottles and before long, we turned in for the night.  The tent was the only thing up since we found the hammock to be of no use.  Sleep was easier to obtain on Monday night…until around four in the morning.

I’m taking it that since the rangers were in the mountain, they were having their service weekend.  Well, you know how big, tough boys are when they have guns at their disposal.  Everyone in the camp was woke up when a shot echoed through the mountains, sounding as if fired from a cannon.  I was wide awake and freezing.  Dang, there is something about being in the mountains at night during the summer.  If you’re always hot, you definitely need to try it.  Anyway, just a few minutes later, there was another explosion and again, I was awake. We should have started the day early, but we didn’t.  We went back to sleep to get ready for Tuesday’s journey.

Hoorah for California…but that’s not in the south!

I am very happy to hear about the ruling against Prop 8 yesterday in California.  It warms my heart to hear that a federal judge actually sees things from the eyes of his/her country’s citizens.  Isn’t that the way it should be?  I mean, aren’t the judges supposed to be there to crack down on injustices against our constitution?  While listening to Rachael Moddow on the net this morning, thanks to Queerty, I heard the most amazing, logical argument against the individual states voting on the legality of gay marriage.

Basically, she said that when voting on minority rights by majority vote, you’re going to get exactly what you wanted.  THE MAJORITY!  We in the GLBT community know and realize we are a minority.  There are enough kids in foster care to show that.  There are enough straight divorce cases crowding the judiciary system for us to know that.  It’s been a given since the beginning of time.  And yes, there were gay people back then too.  In every tribe of human creation.  And in hindsight, there were probably some gay chimpanzees or gorillas before them! LOL.  But that’s another heated subject in itself.

I was totally annoyed when my state of current residence, Georgia, and my home state, Alabama, both voted against gay marriage.  Was I in any way expecting the measure to pass?  Not in the slightest.  I know all to well the feelings of the “majority” in the South.  “Being gay is a SIN and you will BURN in the fiery pits of HELL!”  Yeah, yeah…I’ve heard that before.  Thank you Brother ____ ______.   The natural human desire is for his/her location of birth/residence to progress.  Progression is the best policy for the continuance of the human race.  If you don’t progress, you get left behind.  The only issue in that is people can’t progress when they have been raised with thoughts of hatred inbred (no pun intended) in their minds.  One ounce of hatred will fester into a lifetime of bigotry and ignorance.  Hence what has happened in 90% of the southeast US.

Being one that voted in the GA election, I stood in line of hundreds of people trying to get to the ballot machine.  I, like just about every person in that line, had a look of confusion on my face as to the clear meaning of the question we were to decide.  Is this saying that if I vote YES, I am for or against the measure?  If I vote NO, will I be condemning me and all the people in this state seeking equality?  I, for one, remember looking up and seeing other people looking at me with the face of, “What should I say?”  It boggles me how we as a democracy cannot have a simple “Do you want gay and lesbian citizens to have the right to marry?” as a question on the ballot.  We would have been crystal clear on our impending choice.  Oh…that’s right!  We live in a country of law makers, not sense makers.  Case solved.

The obvious reasons for many of the votes causing the hatred laws to pass is the way in which those people were raised.  Many of us belong to families who are deep into the religious way of living.  It’s not our fault that we ended up in the Bible Belt with churches on every corner and Republican signs in every yard.  It might not be our fault to have been born into that way of thinking.  It, however, is our fault if we choose to continue on that path in adulthood.  Along with age should come responsibility, education, and the ability to open our minds and our hearts.  How did Jesus say this?

11When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.12For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. – 1 Corinthians 13: 11-12, KJV

Yes, I know many passages in the Bible just as those people who have cast me out or berated me because of who I am.  There hasn’t been many, but the few have spoken loud enough to be heard.  I digress.

Getting down to the point, Prop 8 was essentially a way the majority could hold the minority under their thumbs.  I’m not saying that everyone who voted NO on Prop 8 were gay.  There were, I’m sure, many straight, equality-loving people who can see the injustice and personally know someone gay in their lives voted NO as well.  To those people, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.  We should be giving you all a toaster!  Ours have worked wonderfully since we came out of the closet!

I have never asked my father, nor my brother and sister, which way they voted in the Alabama election.  It would probably be better if I never knew.  Our relationship is one that I am deeply thankful.  They can see things the way they want or need to as to get through their own lives.  I would only hope they see the love and bond my partner and I share for one another with or without having a legal license from any state.  The love of 10-15 people I call my family is much more important than the millions who reside inside a political border.

Great going, California!  You’ve received what you wanted.  Now help the rest of us get that if you can.

It’s Foreskin Man!

I have found a totally amazing comic strip online.  If you know someone that is uncut or if you are uncut yourself, as I am, you will appreciate the message this comic contains.  You can also find a post by Querty at http://www.queerty.com/where-are-americas-uncut-men-hooding-out-20100729/.  I think foreskin man will need to make many trips to Africa if their views on circumcision do not get corrected.

Go get 'em Foreskin Man!